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Austen Tayshus : Never Again
By Sandy Gutman
Legendary Australian comedian Austen Tayshus has reached the age of retirement and is preparing to hang up the microphone for good and return to his day job as a Dentist.
Lately he has been relying on a team of Chinese joke writers who have been phoning in his gags through an ear piece, but US trade sanctions are making this increasingly problematic.
As part of his farewell tour there will be the obligatory recital of Australiana, first performed by Austen Tayshus in 1983. Australiana is still the best-selling Australian single ever.
Sandy Gutman is a well known eastern suburbs resident and has promised to respect local sensitivities during his farewell performance.
He especially promises that there will be no jokes about the local Suth Efrican community.